Monday, 24 April 2017

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: Baby's Got Back

 I haven't posted much lately so to make up for it, I'm going to attempt to post very day this week.

Note the word "Attempt"

 And I'm going to start at the bottom. Several bottoms in fact, because today I'm going to do a post I've been threatening for years. An entire collection of Metal album covers starring womens' butt-cheeks and nothing but butt-cheeks.   I was honestly amazed at how many there are. 

  Slippery - First Blow (Brazil 2012)

album cover buttocks

 Commentary is probably not a good idea.  There's not a lot I can say without resorting to "Carry On" jokes.

Bash Nasty - Vinyl EP (USA 2001)

Heavy Metal Cover Girls


Burdel King - ¡Ladran, Luego Cabalgamos! (Spain 2011)


In case you haven't noticed yet, the degree of cheek-coverage is steadily going down. 
Leave now if this is going to be a problem. 

Blood God - No Brain, But Balls! (Germany 2012)

Neither brain nor balls on display here. Just saying. 

Sinner - Touch of Sin (Germany 1985)


Sinner - Touch of Sin 2 (Germany 2013)

Praying to the Butt God, I see. 

Beautiful Beast - California Suntan (USA 2012)

Glam Rock sexy

Loudness - Dragon (Japan 1998)

Heavy metal sexy women

I bet I could do at least another post just on bums... 
..but I probably shouldn't. 

That's all folks. 

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