Wednesday, 9 May 2018

The Eurovision Metal Contest 2018: Heat 1


Eurovision song contest metal 2018

It's that time of year again. Once again the united nations of Europe send their best  some musicians to wage sonic battle on their behalf.  I feel no shame in admitting that I am a devout viewer, marvelling at the  whole cheesy, blatantly fucking rigged against the UK  spectacle. However Metal is rarely in evidence.

So every year I take it upon myself to redress this balance by doing a special Eurovision  edition of The Metal Project.
 Here are the rules.
 1. Every song must contain the word "Metal" 
2. Every band should be Metal or at  least  Hard Rock.
 3. Every song should be by a European act (although the host country doesn't have to be in the proper Eurovision this year.) 
4. Every song should be from the last decade (or thereabouts. )
5. Every song must be one that has never been on The Metal Project before

 Without further ado, let's get started.  Enjoy.



Mortician - Shout For Heavy Metal (2014)


Honour to: Mortician Austria




Brothers Of Metal - We Believe in Metal (2017)

 Honour to: Triskelion




Rock Goddess - We're All Metal  (2017)





13lackHan - Black Metal Planet (2017)


Honour to: Blackhan LCF 13DR



Schtack - Pirate Metal (2013)



Honour to: Schtack TV

That's All Folks.
See you soon for Heat 2. 

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